My Husband, The Farmer

Who knew that back in like April, or May, when Nick came home one day with a few packages of seeds and announced that he was going to start a garden, he was serious?

Certainly not I!

No, no. I was a bit skeptical.

But alas, the boy tilled his soil, and planted his seeds.

Some didn't survive (like the pea plants), as they were without water for a week while we were away...

But surprisingly, others did (like these here carrots).

And there it is, living proof;

I was wrong.

Blocks

I'm always amazed when, after a long period of silence from the Monkeys, I enter a room and find evidence that they were actually playing... Rather than the normal mischief making.

Jack put this little set up togther. When I first saw it, I was shocked that he was playing with just the blocks... Then of course, I noticed the car- there is always a car.

Comedy Central

INT. LIVING ROOM - DAY

Annabelle slowly enters the room, wearing a STETHOSCOPE around her neck. She looks around, then purposefully walks over to Jack:

ANNABELLE
I'm the Doctor and you're the patient.

Jack glances towards the exit. He realizes that Annabelle is blocking his only way out. He has a look of uncertaintly.

JACK
Um, OK

ANNABELLE
What seems to be the problem, boy?

Jack looks concerned. He hesitates slightly.

JACK
Doctor, I ammmmm... well, I'm a bit smelly.

Laughter can be heard from the corner.

Olympic Hopeful

Getting ready for the 2020 summer Olympics

(also doing his best Michael Phelps impression)

Traumatizing The Boy

I completely horrified Jack today; I made him pee in a bush!

We had walked to a playground, about a mile from home, when Jack suddenly announced that he "had to go pee." There was no facility within a half mile and, judging by the urgency in his voice and the fact that we were on foot, I knew that he would never make it. So I surveyed the area and dragged Jack over to the nearest bush.

When I told Jack he would have to pee outside he initially refused to do it, claiming that peeing in a bush is "yucky." I quickly pointed out that it was either the bush or his pants, either way he had to make a decision and live with it.

He chose the bush.

After the fact, while I was pushing him on a swing, I had to listen to him complain about how yucky peeing in a bush is...

"I can't pee in a bush, that is so yucky. Bushes are not for peeing, they are for squirrels. I'm not a squirrel, I don't use a bush!! You made me pee outside!! I peed outside!! That is sooooo yucky!! You can't pee outside, how are you supposed to flush? Where does the pee go? There is no way to flush! Squirrels need to pee outside. Squirrels don't flush?"

On and on he went.

For the next 20 minutes.

Until finally, acceptance settled in.

And peeing outside was suddenly cool.

And then he told me that when he got home he was going to pee on the tree in front of our house... The one with the sticky sap.

Basketball Girl

Pregame warm up; lollipop.
She shoots,
she shoots,
she shoots,
SHE SCORES!!!!!!!
Mission accomplished.

*she actually scored several times, I just missed the shots...

New Toy!

Ooooooo, eeeeeeee, ahhhhhh; my new camera bag arrived today!

Very exciting, I know... BUT, I just ordered it YESTERDAY afternoon, from Amazon.com, so I am excited that it is here so quickly! I signed up for amazon's prime membership, which is good for a one month free trial, and got free overnight shipping! I ended up getting the 7 million dollar home by Crumpler.

So far, I'm very happy with the bag- much larger than I need right now, as I only have a couple of lenses, but there is definitely room to grow!!

Graffiti Artists

The monkeys were playing on the back porch, I could hear them from the living room:

Jack: Look Annabelle, Mommy is going to be so happy at us!!

Annabelle: Really?

Jack: Yes, Annabelle! Mommy will be very happy at us!!!

Annabelle: OK Jack, hand me some chalk.

Annabelle: She sure will be so proud of us!

Jack: Uuuuh-haaaa! She will be so proud and happy at us!!

When I went to investigate, this is what I found:

They were so excited to show me how they had decorated the bricks, I was not so proud of them, nor was I happy at them, but still, I could not help but smile.

Fools In The Rain

We had planned a little BBQ in honor of my mother's birthday, unfortunately it started raining.

Fortunately though, not even torrential rain can keep men from a BBQ.

eBay Rocks!

The kid next door got this awesome radio control Subaru from eBay, which Jack is crazy about... Not really into the remote control part, just really likes the car itself. Being the nice mum I am, I went onto eBay and found a non battery powered version of the same exact car and put a bid on it for Jack.

Wouldn't you know, we one the car! I was so excited to give it to Jack, I knew he would be so happy... That is, until it arrived:

Hmmm, for some reason I was under the impression that the car would be much bigger.

Way to go eBay.

Being Three

Jack: "Mommy, how many cars do I have?"

Me: "Looks like you have quite a few"

Jack: "I don't have quite of me"

Me: "huh?"

Jack: "Not quite of meeee, how many cars?"

Me: oh- "No, not- quite of you, FEW. You have quite a few"

Jack: "Not of you, Mommy. How many do IIIIII have?"

Me: "A lot."

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Jack: "Mommmmmmmeeeeeee, you carry me?"

Me: "I can't carry you right now, Jack. My back hurts."

Jack: "You carry me in the front."